What's the deal with this?

I hear you... "Vinney, you claim to be some kind of programmer by trade - why does your website look like it's either broken or was made by a total amateur?"

If you actually want to hear me go on about this, that's below. The short answer is: it's a motherfucking website.

If you came here wondering about the actual construction of this site itself, here's that:

This is a static site generated by a small Ruby script, with no database and no Ruby on the server. I maintain a few .yml files for "news", "interest topics", and "stances" which are pulled in to the home, currently, and accountability pages. Markdown pages in views/ become routes automatically. If I find I want to write a lot more about a topic, I can add another key to its yaml entry and it'll have a separate 'more details' page generated for it. So far I haven't had enough thoughts for that yet. Those yaml files are essentially the only CMS I need and are really easy to work with if I want to quickly make some updates without writing markup.
It's a homegrown micro-jekyll static site generator.